My Campus Calendar
Zoosk- Triplet and Cousin Ads
Illustrator Project
This project practiced different skills in illustrator. I took a picture of a building and used it as a template to create a similar photo in illustrator. The house I chose was located across the street from where I used to live. I always thought it was an interesting looking house and had a lot of details that i thought would be a challenge to experiment with in illustrator.

Grid Exercise
Facebazaar
Cintron Energy Drink Re-branding
A “Super Vicious” World
Why do I do what I do? What a question, a very broad one to say the least. Immediately I thought of the obvious things that I do. Well, I undoubtedly check my Facebook before getting any actual work done on the computer, I have an irresistible urge to press large red buttons, and I sing the alphabet song every time I need to put something into alphabetical order. Why do I do these things you ask? I’d love to respond by saying, “I JUST DO!” however I believe Nike has copyrighted the words JUST and DO in the same sentence so the question lingers. Finally I found the best way to describe why we do the things we do is to think of life without doing the things we do.
First I thought about all the nights my peaceful slumber took a sharp turn for terrifying. The only way to protect myself from the Boogieman, the thing under my bed, or the monster in my closet that was terrorizing me was to hide under my blanket head-to-toe making sure not even a strand of hair was left exposed. It would be insane for anyone not to protect themselves in this way. You would be mulled to death.
Then I thought about the day I learned why we say “God bless you!” or, if you are someone who enjoys getting dirty looks, “Gesundheit”. I was told the heart of a sneezer would stop if someone did not bless them. To my surprise, not only is dismissing the ritual of blessing a sneezer impolite but it’s criminal! We would be murders if we chose to ignore this duty we have been given.
Next I started thinking about something a little more recent. Yesterday I simply told my roommate that I’ve never broken a bone. She screamed, “Knock on wood three times or else you will break a bone!” I diligently complied and thanked her for the heads up. I’m just lucky I didn’t break a knuckle before I completed the knocking sequence.
Next time you are in a small hallway and you approach an open latter, rather than complaining about having to squeeze and climb around the outside, think about how much worse the world would be if you just simply walked directly underneath. It would be a Super Vicious World.
Wendy would not Approve
The man instantly becomes embarrased by the mockery being made of him. Obviously this man is feeling inadequate, and he decides he must one-up the hysterical women across the table. He quickly thinks of what he can pull out to impress the women or at least make them leave him alone. The man grabs his cell phone. Immediately, I've lost all respect for him. I'm not sure if he has confused food with electronics or if he is just unaware that it is 2010 and everyone has a cell phone, but everytime I am left stumped by his logic. Of course the women find this amusing and giggle at his pathetic attempt. To make matters worse the cell phone begins to ring. The ringtone was an electronic synthesized tune that was supposed to be untraditional and unpredictable for a grown working man to have. This would have been really humorous except for the fact that it is just not. Not only does noone laugh when they see this commercial, but Geico already did the "funny" ringtone bit. It wasn't funny when they did it either. The women at the table however found this once again hillarious and I was once again left confused and unamused.






